kevvn:

Heres a picture of me being ugly

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apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

apostlemage:

pyramidslayer:

look what you can buy

There is a Pope in the Cars universe. This means that there is Catholic Christianity, which means there was a Jesus car who was crucified. Jesus Chrysler was crucified by car Romans under Pontiac Pilot who washed his wheels. A car was nailed to a cross and ascended to Heaven.

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lumos5001:

skyfallat221b:

pincho32:

lizthefangirl:

but when you hear a line in a movie/tv show dIREctLY frOM tHE bOOk

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When the way they say the line is completely wrong

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and the HP fandom never forgave and it never forgot

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disneyisinmyblood:

This line is so underrated

(Source: disneydailly)

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ohawkguy:

the notebook problem: you see a notebook. you want to buy the notebook. but you know you have like TEN OTHER NOTEBOOKS. most which are STILL EMPTY. you don’t need to notebook. you’re probably not gonna use the notebook anyway. what’s the point? DONT BUY THE NOTEBOOK. you buy the notebook.

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mishadmitrikrushniccollins:

Tumblr as a baby

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a rebellious teen

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awkward puberty stage

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young adult

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and now, as a mature adult

(Source: misha7collins)

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deletes:

I have the talent of getting tired without doing nothing

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adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

adventuresonpaper:

thewanderingtrickster:

My dad was kinda disappointed in Frozen because he was totally expecting Hans to rip off his gloves in the last part of the movie and have fire powers.

but could you imagine how cool that would be?? Then Elsa and Hans could duel it out with magic 

His red hair was apparently what made my dad start thinking that. And Southern Isles, you know, where it’s supposed to be warmer.

your dad should have written frozen

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peregrintoolc:

I’m thankful for all the different ways I can eat potatoes

(Source: billycraplan)

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phyerfly:

when rape is the girls fault 

  • when she is the rapist 

when rape is the guys fault 

  • when he is the rapist 

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shadowlink-:

WHEN PEOPLE THINK BEING RUDE TO TEACHERS OR PROFESSORS IS FUNNY 

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jeou:

have you ever been disappointed upon discovering whats for dinner

because i have

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precumming:

ITS SO UNFAIR WHEN YOU LOVE SINGING BUT YOU WERENT BORN WITH A GOOD VOICE

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loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

loopyleprechaun:

I googled guinea pig with brussel sprouts and let me tell you I was not disappointed 

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